We we want to help you raise money [for the Worldwide Orphans Foundation] and so we have a stack of cards right here and there are different dances on them because you’re an excellent dancer from what I’ve researched. - Ellen Degeneres to Andrew Garfield (x)

Dave: What is that red carpet nonsense?Jennifer: [sigh] It’s so scary. And then I end up getting so nervous that I get like now where I get really hyper. So then I go on interviews and I’m like ‘I’m like a chihuahua, I’m shaking and peeing!’ and then afterwards I’m like..

Dave: What is that red carpet nonsense?
Jennifer: [sigh] It’s so scary. And then I end up getting so nervous that I get like now where I get really hyper. So then I go on interviews and I’m like ‘I’m like a chihuahua, I’m shaking and peeing!’ and then afterwards I’m like..

-imceobitch: emilarius: #no really how did he go from looking 18 to his actual age of 27 overnight?  #BOOM PUBERTY

-imceobitch:

emilarius:

#no really how did he go from looking 18 to his actual age of 27 overnight?

 #BOOM PUBERTY

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I don’t like elitism. I like open access to whoever is nice and to whoever would like to come and join. There might be a screening process of a nice test. Like going, “Oh, are you nice?” And if you say ‘yes’ then you have to prove that you’re nice somehow with some subconscious hypnosis test or something like that.

But once you get inside, there’d probably be a lot of bounce houses and a foam pit and a skateboard ramp going into the foam pit and a lot of things that you could hurt yourself on. But you’d have to sign a waiver of course before you came in to make sure that we weren’t liable. There’d be probably a simulation of what it would be like to sit and lay and run through clouds. I’d hire a great visual artist to do that. I’d create a whole warehouse of the world in some way.

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- Andrew Garfield (when asked what his exclusive club would be like)